alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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