So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
