I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
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Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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