Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Randomize
