I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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