she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
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And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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