dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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