please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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