wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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