So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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