Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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