guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
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I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
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I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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