You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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