Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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