So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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