After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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