Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
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It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
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If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought