i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?