I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY