he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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