I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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