just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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