that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Maybe he injected his testicle?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Randomize
