there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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