would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
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I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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