we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
You may now shotgun with the bride
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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