Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
ttyl tear gas
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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