Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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