I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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