I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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