a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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