check it out our google latitudes are spooning
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
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