We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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