Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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