i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
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once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
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The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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