Only a mothe r could love this liver
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Randomize
