Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
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you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
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drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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