Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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