I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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