did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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