He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
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I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
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Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
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