shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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