I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
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more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
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Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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