his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
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"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
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New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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