I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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