ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
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