Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
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am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
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i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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