its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
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My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
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It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I look excited, but its just a facade.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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