R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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