i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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