we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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