wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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