What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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