I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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