Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Randomize
